Funny quotes for business presentations

Joey Adams Behind every successful man lurks a truly amazed ex-mother-in-law.

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The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. It kills without drawing blood.

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Speak as if your life depended on it. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. Jeff Bezos U. William Wordsworth. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish. Ken Olson, president of Digital Equipment Corp. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing it is stupid. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks. Andrew Young I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. It is to bring another out of his bad sense into your good sense. They have rhythm, and pitch, and timbre, and volume. It is learning how to draw out the thoughts of another.

You haven't got through college yet. David Letterman The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed' Dorothy Parker Success is simply a matter of luck. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work.

Funny quotes for business presentations

Mitch Ratliffe There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. Lewis Black There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. I'm from the Revenue and I'm here to help you. Sometimes I show them in a looping slideshow to warm up an audience before a keynote speech or presentation skills training program. This makes you look smart. I was shaking in my seat, putting on a posed smile. Ours has been the first, and doubtless to be the last, to visit this profitless locality. The affirmation in that dialogue is the place where you locate revelation. Groups of guitars are on the way out. I was worried that I would slip up or do something horrible. Use that magic. Ken Olson, president of Digital Equipment Corp.

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funny opening lines for presentations

Martin Buxbaum The company accountant is shy and retiring. Own it. William Feather In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.

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It can charm, coax, and persuade, but it can also distract, baffle or alienate the audience. Any fool can start one, but it requires considerable skill to end it.

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